"...Thick and Fast, They Came at Last,
and More and More and More..."

File name: catlovers.mpg

From:
Scenes from a Hat
"Cat Lovers' Convention"

Description: Insert the sound of two
people hacking up hairballs here :) ...

File name: elephants.mpg

From:
Scenes from a Hat
"Elephants Packing to
Go On a Holiday"

Description: Clive pretty much gave
away the joke this time. Oops.

File name: monalisa.mpg

From:
Scenes from a Hat
"...Disasterous Poses for
the Mona Lisa"

Description: Greg, Ryan, and Chip
doing their thing...

File name: noel_traffic.mpg

From:
March - "Traffic"

Quote: "...and on the way,
kill bloody Noel Edmond..." - Tony

File name: ringo.mpg

From:
Scenes from a Hat
"Two Beatles Making
Love on a Leaf"

Quote: "...I've always liked
you, Ringo..." - Paul

File name: farfeque1.mpg

From:
That "swapping letters" thing, taking place at a - ehem - BBQ.

Description: Jim replaces "B" w/ "F"
and Steve replaces "S" w/ "T"

"I can't eat fith, it maket me tick!"

File name: farfeque2.mpg

From:
"Swapping letters" part deux.

Description: Jim replaces "B" w/ "F"
and Steve replaces "S" w/ "T"

"He't a tod, he't a bloody tod, Tam!"

File name: burgerbar.mpg

From:
Pregame banter before
"New Job, Old Job"

Quote: "...me against all four
Americans, you mustn't
pick on me..." - Clive

(I love Greg's giggle in this one :) )

File name: prison_nativity.mpg

From:
Scenes from a Hat
"A Prison Nativity Play"

Quote: "Don't YOU start, Mary!" - Jim

File names: film_bar1.mpg, film_bar2.mpg, and film_bar3.mpg

From:
"Film and Theatre Styles"

Description: Another classic Paul Merton/Tony Slattery clip -
Paul is supposed to be going into a bar to drown his sorrows
to Tony the bartender, but things immediately go rather haywire...

From Clip 1: "Hang on, I'll just put down this cactus...I'd better take this bazooka out of me pocket... and I'll get out of the helecoptor." - Paul

From Clip 2: "I'm sad to announce the untimely death of Paul Merton,
at my hands..." - Clive

From Clip 3 (doing Shakespeare): "My Liege, you're PISSED!" - Tony.
"I may be pissed, but I still have a craving for dry roasted peanuts!" - Paul